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very amazing joke we have and i m sure u ll like this .....................(must read)

Bhagwan Ne Mujhse Bola...
Tu Apna Ek Pyara Dost Chhod ThoMein Tujhe Cell Dunga......
Do Ko Chhod De Tho Rolex Ki Watch Dunga.....
Panch Ko Chhod De Tho 5 Lakh Dunga......
Aur Sab Ko Chhod De Tho Ek Farrari Car Dunga.....
Meine Bhagwan Ko Dekha Aur Kaha :
Bhagwan Ye Wo Dost Hai Jinhone
Har Khushi Har Gam Mein Mera Sath Diya
Mere Bachpan Se Lekar Aaj Tak Mera Sath Diya
Meri Ek Aawaaz Par Dhode Chale Aaye
Aur Aap Kehte Hai Ki Mein Ek Farrari Ke Liye Inhe Chhod Du......
Kher Koi Baat Nahi...
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Farrari Red Colour Ki Honi Chaiye:-P:-)

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RAHUL RAJ

mahangai par tipadi

20 saal pehle eek samosa 1.5 rs ka milta thaa aur eek call 7 rs ke hoti thee par ab eek samosa  7 rs ka hota hai  aur eek call 1.5 rs kee  

to kehne ka taatparyaa ye hai ki mahangai nahi barhi hai rate idhar se udhar ho gayee hai 

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DOCTORS VS ENGINEERS

this was a fabulus job did by ptmarocts which came today with one of the intersting story or we can say that joke  read this its very laughy

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So all of them gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come……
When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away….Doctors say “Dekh lenge”
NOW on return Journey All of them don’t get a direct train to PUNE.So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, as from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI – LONAVALA) :
Doctors decided, “this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE”….All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket, Engineers don’t buy any ticket at all!!!!!..
TC arrives…. ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg Bathroom…
TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined……..
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
SO now both the group are on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket ) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets…Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time…
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers show their tickets….. & Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train!!!!!!!!


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